The Burnt Bits

October 4, 2011

$kindafabulous: Guys- It PAINS me to write this, but I can’t deal with The Real Housewives of New Jersey anymore. They’re all terrible. All of them. Even the ones that aren’t that bad (Caroline, Jacqueline) are just guilty and terrible by association. And I can’t deal with all of this Guidice-Gorga drama anymore. In fact, what the fuck happened to fun story lines, Bravo? Why does always have to be, “let’s release a sociopath into the group and see how the ladies deal.” Although that was a brilliant choice (blowing kisses at Danielle), it forced my beloved Dina Manzo to leave the show and seek brighter, more refined pastures i.e. Dina’s Party on HGTV. Or, “let’s reveal so-and-so’s stripper past and see how it affects the already fractured family.” Everyone knows the real enemies are Kim G. and Danielle Staub, but now all of the ladies have turned on each other, and pretty soon the whole ship is going to sink. It’s not fun for me anymore. Every episode I’m watching-you can find me in my bedroom, staring at the television like the above image (Rosie’s perfect glare). I just can’t deal with basic bogans anymore. Anyway. Well said.$

kindafabulous:

Guys-

It PAINS me to write this, but I can’t deal with The Real Housewives of New Jersey anymore. They’re all terrible. All of them. Even the ones that aren’t that bad (Caroline, Jacqueline) are just guilty and terrible by association. And I can’t deal with all of this Guidice-Gorga drama anymore. In fact, what the fuck happened to fun story lines, Bravo? Why does always have to be, “let’s release a sociopath into the group and see how the ladies deal.” Although that was a brilliant choice (blowing kisses at Danielle), it forced my beloved Dina Manzo to leave the show and seek brighter, more refined pastures i.e. Dina’s Party on HGTV. Or, “let’s reveal so-and-so’s stripper past and see how it affects the already fractured family.” Everyone knows the real enemies are Kim G. and Danielle Staub, but now all of the ladies have turned on each other, and pretty soon the whole ship is going to sink. It’s not fun for me anymore. Every episode I’m watching-you can find me in my bedroom, staring at the television like the above image (Rosie’s perfect glare). I just can’t deal with basic bogans anymore. Anyway.

Well said.

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